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The author of other hit blogs such as "a goofy survey" and "omg today sucked".
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Created on 2007-04-24 17:15:54 (#12801564), last updated 2009-03-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Chokehold Romantic |
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| Birthdate: | 1981-02-18 |
| Location: | Portland, Oregon, United States |
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It was half rain and half snow. I walked the length of sidewalk from the corner to her apartment door. She knew I was coming, I had mailed her the letters weeks ago. I could see a gentle light from the window upstairs. When I opened the door I saw her again for the first time in years.
I walked into the room quietly and looked at her asleep in the chair. As I lit my cigarette I examined her beautifully damaged hair falling across her face. I thought deeply about the bullets in the dresser drawer as I exhaled that first perfect drag. Through the window I saw snowflakes begin to fall.
Sitting in my closet I open the box of forgotten things. Shuffling through the photographs and the items of remembrance I see all the faces. As I look at the disturbed sheets I pause. Did she know things would end as they did? Her name will escape my lips when I wake from dreams gasping for breath. I can never tell her story.
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